Archive for July, 2009

Every month, I find myself thinking “Holy sweet Jesus-on-a-stick, Synapse Films — what the hell did you dig up now?”

It’s been 13 years now since Italian horror filmmaker Lucio Fulci left our world. I remember hearing about his passing back in 1996 and finding it hard to believe, really. But it was only after watching Lucio’s final opus, the 1991 thriller Door Into Silence, that it really hit home for me: “This is the last film Fulci ever directed!”

Sounds fantastic, doesn’t it? Well, try to contain your excitement — for I have come to tell you that you’re just going to have to keep on imagining for such a film since Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery Of America isn’t it.

It’s nice to know that some movies don’t lose their impact over the course of fifty years. Take George Stevens’ The Diary Of Anne Frank, for instance.

Look, if you had to depend on the story alone, you’d find yourself sinking quicker than you would if you were in a boat made by The Three Stooges. So just enjoy the sights and sounds instead.

OK, so while there is really nothing for us to do about the upcoming remake, the good folks at VCI Entertainment have done an amazing restoration job for both The Green Hornet (1940) and its 1941 sequel, The Green Hornet Strikes Again!.

I won’t lie to you — some of these flicks are downright awful. And yet, there are a select few in this set that I think should be “elevated” from their present depths at the bottom of the B-Movie chain.

All in all, Awaydays a fun soundtrack, even if you haven’t read the book that inspired it or the film that it inspired.

In a nutshell: Coco Chanel is a European-made television production about the life and love of the famed fashion designer — although I’m sure that was fairly evident given the title of the movie.

“Ah, Martin Clunes,” I thought, “the guy from Men Behaving Badly. This ought to be fun.” And indeed it was. My fiancée and I only had to view the first episode to fall in love with this wonderful British comedy/drama series.