It only takes the average viewer a few minutes to decide how truly awful Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures is. Actually, “awful” doesn’t even cut it when describing this. Frankly, one word isn’t enough to relay how mind-numbingly atrocious this is. The word “dreadful” comes close, as does the adjective “appalling” — but it’s still hard to pinpoint a single, precise word to warn each and every one of you out there that you should not watch Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures under any circumstances. Yes, even if you are offered the sexual experience of a lifetime, a billion dollars (tax free), your own personal island, or your own Personal Jesus, you should avoid Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures like the dastardly animated plague it really is.
Archive for 5 February, 2010
*DVD Review* Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures
Posted: 5 February, 2010 in TVTags: animation, bad, Comedy, Mel Brooks, Science Fiction, Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures, spoof
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*DVD Review* The Return Of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. – The Fifteen Years Later Affair
Posted: 5 February, 2010 in TVTags: Action, ‘80s, camp, Classic, Cult, David McCallum, Illya Kuryakin, James Bond, Napoleon Solo, Robert Vaughn, Spies, The Return Of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - The Fifteen Years Later Affair, TV
Spies were all the rage back in 1983: while Roger Moore was bumbling through his latest 007 escapade, Octopussy, veteran Bond actor Sean Connery returned to the franchise that made him a household name (and that he had also retired from–twice) in the independently-produced James Bond outing, Never Say Never Again. There was also some sort of a Cold War thing going on at the time, too — but the reports on that are completely unfounded.