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*DVD Review* Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures

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DVD Review: Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures

It only takes the average viewer a few minutes to decide how truly awful Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures is. Actually, “awful” doesn’t even cut it when describing this. Frankly, one word isn’t enough to relay how mind-numbingly atrocious this is. The word “dreadful” comes close, as does the adjective “appalling” — but it’s still hard to pinpoint a single, precise word to warn each and every one of you out there that you should not watch Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures under any circumstances. Yes, even if you are offered the sexual experience of a lifetime, a billion dollars (tax free), your own personal island, or your own Personal Jesus, you should avoid Spaceballs: The Totally Warped Animated Adventures like the dastardly animated plague it really is.
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5 February, 2010 Posted by Luigi Bastardo | TV | , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

*DVD Review* The Return Of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. – The Fifteen Years Later Affair

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DVD Review: The Return Of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. – The Fifteen Years Later Affair

“You’ve been in this position before?”
“Frequently.”
“Oh, well, how did you get out of it then?”
“I carried an explosive charge in my watch.”
“Where do you carry it now?”
“In my shoe.”
“What did they change it for?”
“Progress.”

Spies were all the rage back in 1983: while Roger Moore was bumbling through his latest 007 escapade, Octopussy, veteran Bond actor Sean Connery returned to the franchise that made him a household name (and that he had also retired from–twice) in the independently-produced James Bond outing, Never Say Never Again. There was also some sort of a Cold War thing going on at the time, too — but the reports on that are completely unfounded.
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5 February, 2010 Posted by Luigi Bastardo | TV | , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet